Pick Up Lines

The worst decision a guy could possibly make is to hit on a girl when she is working. Not only that, but to hit on her when there are customers in the store and by opening the conversation with the question, "So, should i stick with faux hawk or transition to a mohawk?"

If you are a girl, then you have either experienced some version of this yourself, or understand the stupidity I speak of.

I understand it takes a lot of courage as a guy to approach a girl, but I don't think the best approach to "get my digits" is to ask the following succession of questions:

1. Should I stick with the faux hawk or transition to a mohawk?

2. You look Italian. Are you Italian? Do you speak Italian? That'd be cool if you did.

3. What languages do you speak? Say something to me.

4. Do you dance? You look like you dance. Do you salsa?

5. Are you the boss lady? You look like you're bossy. Do you like being bossy?

6. You look smart. Are you in school?

7. What do you want to be when you grow up?

8. What's your name?

9. Can I borrow your pen?

My responses:

1. Stick with the faux hawk.

2. Yes, I am Italian. I don't speak Italian.

3. I took spanish in high school. I have not spoken Spanish in a while.

4. No, I do not dance. Yes, I have learned the salsa.

5. No, I am not the boss lady. ( I was silent to question if I enjoyed being bossy.)

6. Yes, I am in school.

7. I do not know what i want to be when i grow up.

8. Arianna.

9. Sure.

I fail to see how interrogating me will cause me to swoon and fawn over a complete stranger. Maybe I fail to see the format's purpose because it is completley uneffective.

Word of advice: I'd prefer the line, "Is that a library card in your pocket? Because I am checking you out, " then a mess of unimpressive questions which ultimately lead to nothing but embaressment.